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    You know what weed is? Weed is an excuse for law enforcement to fuck with you. That's what weed is.

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    Number one: weed is NOT a narcotic.

    Number two: weed is NOT, I repeat, NOT addictive. People smoke it because they want to.

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    Helen Keller couldn't have said it any better.

    Dude you are messed up.

    Yes but I have a social security number.

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    Isn't it getting close your bedtime?

    Dude that's long past, now do you wish to discuss stuff or do you not?

    Ok but can we set a limit on how long it takes to respond?

    Absolutely, how's 72 hours sound?

    Sounds like a long time, man. Can we go 71?

    Very well, 71 it is.

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    There is no God.

    What the fuck are you on, dude? Of course there's a God. It's got green legs and purple hair, I just seen it last night.

    I see, and what kind of drugs were you on?

    Oh, the usual.

    Well let that be a lesson to ya then. No more Coca cola and aspirin for you my friend.

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    Please don't make me do stuff.

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    I wanna motherfuck somebody.

    Is there anyone available for motherfucking?

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    Sorry, Ed, I didn't mean to scare ya.

    Believe it or not I'm just a regular person.

    Can someone in authority please change my username to Your Regularity? Thanks.

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    There's a name for those descriptions but I can't think of what it is at the moment.

    Well at least you tried.

    Yes, that's more than I can say for your mother.

    Ok you're starting to piss me off now

    Perhaps a haircut is in order.

    Please don't make me do stuff.

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    Are you sure you want ME to vote in the next presidential election?

    Um.... can you hold off on that?

    Yes.

    Thanks.

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    Hey, I've inhaled my share of chemicals.

    Oh, ok then go ahead and vote.

    Thanks.

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    I always vote for the person that looks the most like George Washington.

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    Dude please do not vote, I've changed my mind. You doing anything next Thursday?

    Yeah, parent teachers meeting.

    Ok, nevermind.
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    Dude I'm not gay.

    Well that makes two of us.

    So what are you, like, crazy or somet6hing?

    Yes that seems more appropriate.

    How come blueberries are so expensive?

    Fucked if I know.

    Well let's just let that be a lesson to ya then.

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    Yeah whatever you say, man.

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    I care about the future of this world, Ive got children.

    Congratulations.

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    Please don't make me reiterate stuff.

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    Do you like kale?

    I don't think so.

    Ok just checking.

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    Look... I don't think y'all even got the capacity to understand what I'm saying. These are all just words.

    Um... ok dude, w/e you say.

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    BTW, I don't really have any children. I was just reading a few posts back and thought I should probably clarify. I would readily sign a sworn statement. Yes I know it's hard to believe but it's true.

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