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    SURE I been drinkin' beer all day, who the hell hasn't?

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    I've a life to die.

    Excuse me?

    Er... I meant live. Sorry.

    Are you some kind of old person?

    Why... yes, yes I am.

    Ok back of the line, buddy. There's no seniority here.

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    But I fought in the civil war.

    I don't care if you are an American revolutionary, get to the back of the line, fella.

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    I went to the pharmacy the other day. They won't even let people in the front door. Drive through only. True story.

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    It's getting downright medieval these days. I guess we'll see where it goes.
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    I don't know, I think I kinda like everybody staying home, it makes shopping easier.

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    True, and the misanthrope in me is very happy.
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    I'm not misanthropic per se, but I do enjoy the reduced number of shopping cart accidents. I generally keep my eyes glued to the products as I stroll the isles, which usually makes for an inordinate amount of bumper-car action and flesh wounds per trip.

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    You wanna step outside and settle this like gentlemen?

    Er... yeah but I ain't gay if that's what you mean.

    Oh. Alright nevermind then.

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    Honey could you rustle up some more crackers and swamp dip for our guests please?

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    Yes I know, you have a blood alcohol level of zero. Get a life, dude.

    You're a drug addict and an alcoholic.

    True but what about all the other stuff? Does that account for nothing?

    Well, yeah, kinda. I'm sorry.

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    Ok I'm new here and all I wanna know is what the fuck kind of a forum is this anyway? Have ye no minds about yeselves?

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    Hi. Welcome to the forum. Please check boot treads for mud before entering. Thanks
    Last edited by Atom; 02-04-2020 at 06:11 PM. Reason: Oh sure, yeah, here we go with the edits.

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    Ok I promise to post my own thoughts from here on in, or here on out, w/e part of the country you're from.

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    Pretty soon we'll run out of trees and there won't be no paper to copy this onto.

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    Now please stop chopping fucking trees down. At least use an axe for fuck's sake.

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    Yeah I know I'm a little old fashioned. I'm sixty fucking six years old FFS.

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    I don't know, I just hope the kids are in bed because this seems like kinda a lot of swearing.

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    That's right, folks, that's some real American vernacular right there.

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    Ya know, not all Americans are as stupid as I am. I just thought I should make that clear before we go any further.

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