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    I wonder whatever happened to Teaberry Gum. It was ok but nothing to write home about, I don't think.

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    I also wonder whether whatever should've been two words in this case.

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    Is there an English professor in the house?

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    Actually, a third grade English teaching Catholic nun in full 1950's garb should suffice.

    Mr. Atom, what did I just say?

    Um... something about English muffins, Sister Rose of perpetual thorniness?

    You may take your spot in the corner, Mr. Atom.

    Aye, mum. And may all your potato chips be unbroken.

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    I watch a lot of TV. I think we could probably use more baby ducks being bathed in dish washing liquid commercials.

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    MY sex life? Aw heck, don't let that bother ya, I been on the lamb.

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    I've drank at least a dozen shots of whiskey so far today. That's not very constructive, Atom. Who's trying to build anything? Perhaps I could have used better sentence structure. Perhaps. So tell me, do you think we will ever get anywhere voting for an independent? Of course not, you fool. That's what I was afraid of. I think I'm a democrat. God bless you, my son. Thanks. Now who is this God you refer to? That's a whole nother subject. I don't think nother is a word. Why of course it is, you see it don't you? Yes, I can read thank you very much. But I still don't think it's a word. Well I never. And I thought I had seen it all.

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    Have you been watching the evening news again?

    Kinda.

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    Well I think you deserve another shot or two of 80 proof alcohol then.

    Thanks.

    Do you have a chaser?

    Yeah, I use cream soda. It seems to work pretty good.

    And zero dependents, am I right?

    Yeah. I guess I've been pretty lucky.

    I tried roller skating once, if that has any bearing on the subject.

    It does not, but thanks anyway.

    Y/W.

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    Fortunately I was one of the alter boys that didn't get molested. Thank you, Jesus.

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    Can we please get back to brass tacks?

    Certainly, if you wish. What the fuck is that, BTW?

    I'm not sure. I think it has something to do with upholstery.

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    I'm fairly sure I've got a lot of tobacco to smoke before I die.

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    I love tobacco. I'm thinking I should probably write to the tobacco companys with a huge thank you before I die. I am not kidding. I really do love tobacco. Yes, I know it contains an addictive chemical (nicotene) and eventually takes your breath away. I don't care. We've had lots of good times together. I love it.

    Are you crazy?

    Kinda.

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    I've drunken quite a little at this time.

    Thanks for the warning.

    You're welcome.

    Look, I've several cards in my wallet, please don't make me take them out.

    I have a wallet as well.

    Yes but do you have cards in it?

    No, just cash.

    Well , I suggest that you get a life then.

    You may.

    Thanks. Are you allergic to nuts?

    I have a wife and kids, please refrain from such questions.

    Ok just checking.

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    I can't go through with it any longer. I'm actually rather boring. I have to make shit up to be interesting.

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    I don't think that's too unusual. I think most people make it up as they go along. Lacking information and context, we often have no other choice.
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