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    Four hundred thousand people and no out houses. How the hell were we supposed to know how much human excrement was in that mud?

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    Anyway, that was my Woodstock experience. We were in a band so we were all keen to go at first. I'm actually glad we didn't. We lived only about 150 miles from there.

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    I urinate into a paper cup and dump it out the window to save on the water bill.

    Can somebody ban this guy please?

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    I pride myself on how quick I can mute my TV volume when the commercials come on. They are pretty relentless, but so am I.

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    I've seen the purple pasta and it is not pretty.

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    There are currently 1 members and 892 guests. Let that be a lesson to you.

    Hello everyone, my name is Treebacca. Are you married?

    Ok who the hell left the back door open?

    Do you like animals?

    Um ... kinda.

    My point precisely. What's your favorite koolaid flavor?

    Seawater.

    Awesome. Favorite hand puppet?

    Lambchop.

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    Dude you are old.

    Thanks.

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    Do you remember the great depression?

    Not quite that old, bro. I heard it was pretty rough.

    Do you like fake fingernails?

    Dude what the fuck is wrong with you?

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    I prefer white chocolate. I'm not really sure. I'm sure it's something. As of yet I know not what.

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    I always thought white chocolate tasted kinda weird.

    Perhaps you're right.

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    Can we just agree on everything please? That should make things a lot easier.

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    I am a paid non-attorney spokesman.

    Excuse me?

    I am neither fond of grits nor okra.

    Well I'm certainly glad we've cleared that up. In what hemisphere are you in?

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    How the hell should I know? I'm just here, dude.

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    Is Pig Latin a real language?

    No.

    Then why did you capitalize it?

    Great question. Not sure. Do you like liver?

    Um.... no?

    That is the correct answer. Please advance to the second stage.

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    Yes, we really did hitchhike in the 60's. It was nothing unusual back then. Rather par for the course in fact. I wouldn't recommend it today. Things are different now. A person is libel to get their index finger chainsawed off or something.

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    Everyone had long hair. I'll have to admit that that was kinda weird.

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    The ice is disappearing and it's your fault.

    Excuse me?

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    I suspect the polar bears will turn brown. Or perhaps green.

    I should live so long. Green polar bears would be kinda cool.

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    You got a match?

    Dude people don't use matches anymore. How the hell old are you?

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    I can only surmise that the old gang of regulars here are not posting due to their old age maladies. If you lost your fingers in a horrible riding mower accident, you could still type with your nose I think. I would suggest you disconnect the battery before working on such power equipment.

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