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    If you guys plan on getting old you'd better plan on taking pills regularly.

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    Pills are just another one of your generalizations.

    True. I've no inclination to name them all.

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    Hey, don't fuck with me, I got relatives in the Salvation Army.

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    Please don't make me post much more.

    You'll post plenty more and you'll like it.

    I got cigarette burns all in my new shirt.

    Well I think you should start posting naked then.

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    Listen, we got children to raise, I don't think we need many more posts like this.

    Yeah, you're probably right. Perhaps you should've thought about it a little longer.

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    Did you just insinuate what the fuck I thought you did?

    Um... I think so.

    My great grandmother was a nurse.

    Congratulations.

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    Please hurry, I think I'm crowning.

    Get hold of yourself, man.

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    Please don't make me do stuff.

    You'll do as you're told, sir.

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    I knew I should've been born on another planet, I just knew it.

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    Please don't make me make stuff up.

    Ok I think you're getting a little careless now.

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    Please don't make me download stuff.

    That's better.

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    Excuse me sir but target practice in the hallways is against house rules.

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    Apparently they had it pretty rough in the post civil war west. I've been watching westerns on Tubi. I believe I mentioned it previously.

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    Yer yella. Draw, mister.

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    Everyone carried a gun apparently.

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    What a way to have to live, and die. Seems pretty ridiculous to us modern people.

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    The fastest gun wins. Brilliant.

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    I won't shave till we get through this pandemic.

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    There is a theory that all of the mass extinctions that have occurred have a 26 to 30 million year cycle, which corresponds with the solar system's bobbing rotations through the midpoint of the Milky Way Galaxy. Apparently, dark matter or some other gravitational perturbation can cause comets to dislodge from the Oort Cloud and send them hurtling toward the inner solar system, where some may hit Earth. If true, we've apparently just ended one of those cycles and may have some comets coming our way, but who knows exactly when? Theories are so cool.
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    I do believe a comet, meteor, whatever...
    Comes slamming onto our little planet here....
    that to be really cool....
    Hit DC head on...white house right there, and bam...
    comet drops in for a visit.

    Or maybe one that has a super duper awesome as hell virus....
    and bam!
    Selectively eliminates certain races, creeds, colors, eating habits, countries that don't speak english or greek, and also kills off every member of every family that has a net worth of 1 million dollars or more.

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