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    These modern-day plastic liquor bottles are really something. Hell, you can pour a shot from one of them into a shot glass positioned higher than your head and not spill a drop. It's a very controlled flow. Hats off to the inventor/s. Now can we please talk about something important like offspring? Just kidding, I'm sure y'all know that we're all gonna fucking die and all offspring from here on in are merely incidental.

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    Look, this is the internet, I've stuff to say.

    Get a life, dude.

    Oh here we go with the alter personality again, must we?

    Why.................... yes, I'm afraid we must, I'm sorry.

    Are you familiar with stuff?

    Why, yes... yes I am, my child.

    Well why the hell don't you grow up then?

    Because childhood was more fun.

    Ok, other than that then.

    The more I grow up the closer to death I am.

    Ok you may have a point there but other than that, may I ask your opinion on abortion?

    Um... perhaps we should be discussing paint thinner or something.

    Perhaps you're right. Happy meatloaf day just the same.

    Thanks.

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    Look, I came from somewhere so I must be going somewhere.

    I'm sorry, but that is simply an erroneous assumption.

    Ok, you may have a point there, but I'll have you know that my mother's great grandmother was a nurse in the Civil War.

    You have my condolences.

    Um...... ok, thanks.

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    When I'm in real trouble, I invoke the name of God, but that is because that's how I've been conditioned. I'm not really sure what else to say. I wonder if I could start some kind of an internet trend to rename God. Lester, perhaps. Any ideas?

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    That's right, we gettin' to the nitty gritty now .................................................. ...........................

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    There ain't no fucking God, are you people crazy or something? THERE IS NO "GOD". Over ...

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    Believe it or not, God has nothing to do with love, because love is real but "God" is not.

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    Listen, I've faith in the power of alcohol, the shit kills germs, dood. Get a grip.

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    Boy, I sure am afraid to post, I reckon most people are way smarter than I am.

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    Look, I will fuck your mother, your father, your pet turtle, whatever.

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    Just kidding, lol. But look at the fun I'm having.

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    Perhaps I should offer posting lessons at a reasonable price.

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    That's right, folks, this is posting at its best, read it and weep.

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    Ed, where the hell are you? I hope you're not having sex.

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    Sex is obviously great, right? But why? Something obviously wants us to procreate, doh. But why? Apparently "we" are the best thing in town. Um....... I don't think so. It's a matter of occurrence, not anything else. Love is strong, but not stronger than reality.

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    Women are great, but only because I am dumb as dogshit, man. Man and boy do I sure love women. I'm a real man because I love women. Right, Ed? I'm sure you think it's preferable for a man to love a woman, right? That's just the way it's supposed to be, right? Get over yourself. People love whom ever the fuck they want. There's no right way.

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    Boy, I am so horny right now that I could shove somebodies dick up somebodies ass. Really? You're kidding, right?

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    Hell no I ain't kidding, I'm a fucking real sex fiend.

    Thank you, Jesus.

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    Are you fucking crazy? PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME start quoting from Green Acres. Thank you.

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    I will even resort to The Beverly Hillbillies if need be.

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