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    Seersucker | Definition of Seersucker at Dictionary.com

    um...

    not quite sure how to explain this one ..

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    Are we having fun yet?

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    I have obviously not taken sufficient note of the look that milk and sugar can have. Or perhaps the person that came up with THAT one was sprinkling a few too many peyote buttons on their cornflakes.

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    I don't know what ailed people back in them days to make shit like that up. Plagues and stuff I guess.

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    Atom, do not mock. Let us search for the wisdom in ancient thought and be glad in it.

    Where did YOU come from and who the hell let YOU in?

    I merely knew the secret password; Geronimo.

    I see, and are you aware that you are talking to yourself?

    Well... kinda.

    Alright then, let's get a grip, man.

    Perhaps. Have you seen the new backpack styles for 2019?

    Must subjects really change THAT abruptly?

    Yes, my son. It's all part of the grand plan to defy logic.

    I see. Are there any people here that have NOT ingested a bunch of questionable drugs?

    How DARE you, sir. Where the hell are my gloves ...

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    The best fucking shit on the internet and everyone is hangin' over on Twitter and Facebook, WTF! Have ye no minds about ye?

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    Has anyone even TRIED to sell frog shin bones on the internet? I doubt it.

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    You hungry? Well go gig yeself up some frogs goddammit, and don't forget to save them shin bones for soup.

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    I'm on my next to the last 5.9% by volume tallboy out of a six pack, I hope you are all happy, and let that be a lesson to you. Is a comma proper preceding the word and? Who the hell knows? I sure as fuck don't. Are there any maroon balloons in the house? Perhaps we might consult one of them.

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    Stuff is not supposed to make sense. That's the beauty of the whole revolution. What revolution? I don't know, we'll make one up later, I'm just feeling very revoluted at the moment.

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    Please don't make me kill anymore flying and crawling insects, Lord. I've only two good flyswatters left.

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    Them cheap made in China jobs just don't cut it. I suppose I won't be happy till some Twitter twitterer tweets the secret to a swatter that will last one one's lifetime.

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    Most "cooks" do not understand what over hard eggs mean, so I generally order scrambled just in case.

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    How dare I eat another animal? Um ...

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    Perhaps we should discuss roman numerals now. What a great fucking thing they were eh.

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    It's no wonder why we're so fucked with ancestors like that. I believe shortsighted would be an understatement.

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    We modern humans are a proud lot. I suppose that's only because we are so smart.

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    I'd like to learn me some juggin' sometime before I die. They ain't nothin' more dignified than a good jugger.

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    Life is SO clever. I'm sure there's some supernatural entity I can thank.

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    Religion is a sickness. Think about it.

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