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    Yes, habits are hard to break. It's really hard to stop fucking up once you start.
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    A surgeon once told me that he took my gall bladder out. He said it was god awful and full of stones, horrible, blech. But how do I know that he didn't just move it and keep the difference in the insurance payments?
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    I assume that moving it would cost quite a bit less than taking the whole thing out, but I have no background in finance.
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    I do know something about finance: raise prices so people won't notice rapid decreases in quality. It really seems to work. Look at how much people are paying for all of those dung heaps sold as "products" today. If you raise prices, people who don't know any better will thing the additional costs went into improvements. Little do they know that they really went into paying for more nude vacations frolicking with bouncy boobies for the owners. Why else would this system endure?
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    People would rather preserve injustice and keep the hope alive that they may someday rule the world than fix injustice and be "equal" to everyone else.
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    I should really write that on a urinal. But then only men and adventurous women would see it. Plus, someone might pee all over it, which would probably diminish the overall impact of the message.
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    Just why can't men pee into urinals? They seem to prefer peeing everywhere but into the drain at the bottom of that little enclosed porcelain shelf that would keep the pee contained. But no, half the time I approach a urinal it's covered with dried pee. It's like some guy walked up to the urinal, started peeing and was then suddently struck with a case of St. Vitus' dance. How else would pee get on the top of the urinal? I've seen that many times in my voluminous years of urinating.
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    It's time for that sponsor again. How else could we afford to keep this extravaganza going?

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    Never take for granted the air we breathe, the touch of our loved ones, the warm smile directed right to you, or the quiet moments when you know your world is ok.

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    My new roof is now on. It's great to know that your roof isn't going to leak. Every time it rained I was freaking out because I didn't know whether it would leak or not. Sometimes it would and sometimes it wouldn't. Those days are now over. Happy days are here again. Next on the agenda is a standard 36" front door.
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    What I've got right now you could drive a Hummer through and has gaps all around wider than mom's. The insects love it. They can enter freely at will, and they do. I'll be pretty glad when that shit's over too. There's some weird insects down here in the south.

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    How can I speak of my mom like that? She's been dead for a while now and I'm pretty sure she doesn't mind a bit. It's not disrespect, it's reality. Just plain old common sense.

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    I think I figured out why people believe in an afterlife. Because they are really fucking stupid.

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    That has to be the reason. If most people were doctors, there would be no religion. Real doctors. They almost all know better. There's just a small percentage of wacko doctors who don't.

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    When people die, they really are dead, believe it or not.

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    I think this religion thing has gotten a bit out of hand, don't you?

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    Even our politicians are still invoking the name of "God". But we all know they don't really believe it, except for Ronald Reagan, of course.

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    No but seriously, can't you see how wrong religion is? It's like some weird ticket to ride, and people have been obviously riding the shit out of it for centuries.

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    It doesn't matter whether it's Allah or Christ or God or what ever, it ain't true. You do get that, right? I mean... you're not THAT fucking stupid, right?

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    The fact that people still act so stupid really bothers me. We've been here like thousands of years already. WTF? God? Really?

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