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    Strips of bacon from a live pig may just be the next big thing. Don't worry, we'll give them a little anesthetic first.

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    Perhaps some dangerous opioids or a concoction of homemade kerosene balm.

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    The smell of the kerosene alone is enough to distract your mind from the pain. Great for kids and pets alike. And absolutely zero addiction potential.

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    I'm not sure how much one, or even two or three could ask.

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    Look, can't we all just be friends? I promise never to mention meatloaf again.

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    I got a little love in my pocket. Problem is I just washed my jeans and forgot to take it out. Anyone up for a little watered down love? The moral of the story is ... life ain't all it's cracked up to be.

    No relevance whatsoever? I quite agree.

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    Are there any mushrooms in this forum?

    That's my new word for something as of yet undefined. I'll think of something eventually I'm sure. Perhaps something along the lines of a wall flower. I'll just need some time to think about it. Once I come up with it we will then be able to freely characterize select people as such, and they won't even know what the fuck we're talking about.

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    I didn't misspell anything in the last three hundred twenty six posts did I? Ok, just checking. I never actually read this shit you know. I just post.

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    For Pete's sake? Who the HELL is this Pete of whom they speak? Don't fuck with me, dude. I weren't born three weeks ago. I've been around almost since the beginning of neck ties I think. It kinda seems that way, anyway.

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    Did someone just mention Ralph Nader? Ok I wasn't sure. Nevermind then

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    Is it a full moon where you live? I'm thinking not. Nobody is posting except me. I don't need no stinking full moon, mang. I'm sure you all know that by now. Fuck the full moon I say. Fuck the fucking thing. Post up some shit goddammit. Forget about those long midnight strolls in the park and those funny weeds in the brush. If you're high, you drive different. That's what they say on a TV commercial now, but they don't specify better or worse, just different, and they simply imply worse. But that is bullshit. They are wrong in doing that because there is no evidence to substantiate such a claim. And if there was, you can bet your ass it would be in the commercial.

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    They can't actually say that you drive worse when you're high on weed, so they simply imply it, heavily. How can anyone not drive worse if not completely straight they think. But that is wrong, because there are way more traffic accidents by straight people than there are with people high on weed. WAY more. In fact many weeders are actually MORE CAUTIOUS and MORE AWARE when driving high on weed. It's the straight people that are getting into all the accidents.

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    These people that are out to demonize weed are so wrong it's not even funny.

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    Nothing could be better than an unaltered mind, right? Wrong! I am here to tell you that that is wrong. And believe me, I know exactly what I'm talking about. Drugs are NOT bad. It's only the bad drugs that are bad.

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    Which ones are bad? Well you'll just have to find out for yourself like I did. Just kidding, I'll tell you, but I will require about fifty bucks an hour at least.

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    Again, just kidding. I'll never forget that time when I got hooked on that Cool Whip, that was rough. Stay away from the extra creamy, that stuff will get you every time.

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    You can't do opiates or opioids on a long term basis, you just can't. The shit is way too addictive. That is lesson number one. Lesson number two is once you're hooked, you are fucked, so you'll actually need to hope for some kind of miracle at that point, because the success rate of rehab people actually staying off them is only 1 in 10. Only one person in ten is successful at abstinence from them for even as little as a year, that's how powerful the addiction factor is with that drug.

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    Cocaine and meth addiction is really bad, and I do mean bad, but that is child's play compared to opiate/opioid addiction. Opioid addiction is serious business indeed, and you'll be extremely lucky to escape it alive.

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    That is if living is your thing, of course. Extremely lucky.

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    So it's most probably NOT a good idea to do opiates/opioids recreationally is my point. That is really not something you want to fuck with.

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