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    That just ain't never made no sense to me.

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    Sure, I've had a few drinks, but I am posting responsibly.

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    Hi, my name is Millie and I'd like to know how to make money on the internet.

    Get a job.

    Ok thanks.

    You're welcome, please come again.

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    Look, I've got cousins that are royalty.

    Fine, then perhaps you would be more at home with you fill in the blank.

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    Is there an administrator on duty?

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    We don't have administrators here, only real people.

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    Ok sorry, I thought this was the meat beating forum.

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    Not on your life, mister, we don't do stuff like that around here.

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    Look, I wanna know why I'm here right now, and I'll not take no for an answer.

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    #1 How the fuck did I get here?

    #2 Offspring? I got your offspring hanging, now I ask you again, how the fuck did I get here?

    #3 Sexual reproduction.

    #4 Ok that's it, I want a lawyer.

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    Why do people keep having children? Because they're dumber than dogshit and don't know no better.

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    I got a little problem with I can't remember because I waited too long. Perhaps I should not drink so much. Whatever it was I'm sure it was very important.

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    Hey, y'all remember the fifties?

    I didn't think so.

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    Please don't make me drink no more, I know how y'all can be. I'm relegating myself to weed at this time, lest I be mistaken for some common drunk.

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    Relegating? Yes relegating. You know how most people still are dumber than dogshit. They think that smoking weed is some kind of disadvantage.

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    Listen, I've got offspring to sire. Please get yourselves a job and a haircut.

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    I took a little nap and woke up with the fucking hiccups. What the fuck? What the fuck kind of a life is this anyway? That kind of shit really pisses me off.

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    I'm like... are you serious? You have GOT to be fucking me! But that shit is real. Fucking hiccups for fuck's sake. What a bunch of crap. But it is real and I'm like WTF? That means what the fuck.

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    Hiccups. What a bunch of ridiculous shit. And I am dead serious. Absolutely ridiculous.

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    I got your hiccups hanging motherfucker. I hate that shit.

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