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    liSten tO This

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    Good stuff eh.

    If I could capture all my thoughts I have a feeling I'd be rich. Now THAT is some crazyass shit right there. Have you not forgotten about wait a minute, have we met?

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    I'd feel much better if we have.

    At any rate, are you by chance into deer hunting?

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    I know, I keep pretending I'm here for a reason but we all deep down inside know it's simply happenstance. But let us just have some fun before we die. You know, that kind that doesn't hurt anybody.

    I wonder if there would be a vacuum between oh nevermind, I forgot what I was going to say. I'm almost 65, I think I've a right to be incognizant once in a while.

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    The day after.

    What am I on about? Damned if I know. I think it's just a lot of alcohol fueled nonsense. I really should quit drinking. I guess it's getting pretty bad when I myself don't even know what I'm on about.

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    A bad reaction to the onion dip? Yeah, that must be it.

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    I, do solemnly swear.

    That is all.

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    Mr. Linkburger, please return to your cubicle.

    I can see someone is not familiar with irritable bowel syndrome.

    Mr. Linkburger, PLEASE.

    Alright alright, don't get all fill in the blank about it.

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    I'll have you know I've many pedigrees.

    And did you ride a special bus to school?

    Why yes, how did you know?

    Let's just call it a lucky guess.

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    Um, I think I have a little experience with the merciless hunting and killing of animals. Please do not mess with me. (just kidding of course)


    Ah yes, of course, but have you ever arrowed a live whitetailed deer between the eyes?

    Yes.

    So you don't actually need a modern firearm?

    Correct. 20 yards is good, but anything over that is basically a crapshoot.

    The object is to NOT have to trail the damned thing, so generally you must get within 20 yards to make a sound kill with bow and arrow. If you make a sound shot then you need only wait 30 nminutes to be safe, whereas a bad shot will often require hours of waiting before you should even start trailing the deer. If it's a bad shot and you are not experienced then you will only end up pushing the animal which results in more trailing and often no success.
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    I hate it when I lose track of how many shots I've had.

    Anyways, I wonder how many more decades it will be till we realize that the killing of game animals is absolutely necessary. I'm sure the deer will move out of the way of the riding lawn mower just in time.

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    Basically it is wolves that are supposed to be the main predators of deer, but they are in the minority now, and to the extreme. It is now up to us humans, despite all those delicious confectioneries at the local QuickMart, to harvest these animals for consumption.

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    Oh sure, we could survive on vegetables and grains and such, but that is not the way it should be. That is a way that it SHOULDN'T be. Many people in this day and age simply do not understand nature.

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    Sure, I've seen my share of pork roast. I've been around. I even tasted lamb once.

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    I didn't care for it. But that is no reason to stop shooting the animals on sight. If you see a lamb, please kill the animal. Pesky sons of bitches.

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    J/K of course but you see how much fun this is? Way more fun than checkers.

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    People sure are funny. How the hell anyone could ever live their life without a complete abstinence from seaweed consumption is beyond me.

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    SURE we can discuss more relevant subjects, but more relevant than WHAT?

    Ok I'll admit it if it will satisfy you. I am an alien from another planet. I defy anyone to prove otherwise. I think they've got a name for that. Unfortunately I do not know what it is. Perhaps we could stop this confounded speculation and return to normalcy. Fat chance, Buckwheat. I think we've got you now. God bless you my daughter as opposed to son. May you forever live beyond the point of no return. Thanks, dude. Expect a Christmas card in the mail this year.

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    Ah yes, of course. I got a little problem with Carpet Fresh. It looks just like crystal meth.

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    Is there a Carpet Fresh forum? I'm thinking not.

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