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    I can't possibly belong in this world. How the fuck I got here is beyond me. Yes I know two people fucked but aside from that. I mean... that's just stupid. Stupid sex.

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    Hey, baby, let's have some stupid hot sex.

    Um... yeah, let's do that ... I'm pretty sure that's what we're here for.

    You got that right, baby. Now start searching cheap baby bassinets on the internet so we'll be prepared for such an "important" move.

    Ok, honey. Want me to search fuckermothers while I'm at it?

    Yes please.

    Ok.

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    Boy, females sure are beautiful. I just want to have children all over the place don't you?

    Yes, dear.

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    But what about the children?

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    Well... I know they didn't ask for it but if they don't like it they can lump it.

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    + YouTube Video
    ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.

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    I just had a religious experience and I want to fuck God right up his ass. Hell, who knows, He might enjoy it.

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    Don't anyone ever try and give me any of that "God" shit, because you will be making a major mistake, I promise you.

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    You ain't heard nothin' yet.

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    I will make more sense to you than you ever thought possible.

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    God? Who the FUCK is that? You're fucking with me, right?

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    There ain't NO God, OK? I'm telling you what I, being who I am and all believe to be the absolute truth. Now please do not have me have sex with my sister to prove my point.

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    Although she is pretty good looking!

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    Don't God me, dude. Don't even try.

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    Sure, I'll admit I got a little drank going on but I'm a Christian, so I think that means a little something.

    Um, actually no, I DO NOT think that means a little something. I'm sorry. I wish things were different.

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    I only have one question, have you ever been fucked up the ass?

    I haven't. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.

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    Bless you my child, now can we please get on to Edison phonographs?

    Yes, I'd like that very much.

    Well let's all just get hold of ourselves then, shall we? And stop doing what you're trying to do.

    Um... excuse me? I'm just posting, dude. I ain't trying to do a fucking thing, I promise you.

    Whatever, man.

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    Man, I passed out. I think the James Foxe is going to be my new bitch. Anyway it's a new day, and I do not intend to go out without a bang, so ... yeah, stay tuned for some really cool posts.

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    You know what kinda pisses me off? Not knowing something about everything. I mean... can you imagine someone that knows something about everything? They'd be like trippin' to the point that people would automatically fall to their knees in their presence.

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    Conversely, can you imagine a person that don't know anything about anything? Ok we won't go there. I'd rather discuss melon water.

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