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    Very well then, if that's the way you feel about stuff then that's just fine, I'll hire some mimes or something. That should keep their eyes pegged. As for the elephants... I can only assume that they are somehow illegal now.

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    Hey, I've got clover, basketball hoops, outdoor swimming pools, cherry trees, various earthenware ornaments in my back yard, you name it. I'm livin' the good life. Why... me and the old lady just went out and bought a new set of croquet wickets for heaven's sake.

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    I have never owned any croquet wickets. Perhaps that's my problem?
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    I've only left the bloody house twice in the past two weeks. Both times to get food and both times the grocery store looked like it had been ransacked.
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    I'm not sure how much more any person of any race, creed, color or point of origin could want.

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    Does anyone know what this means?

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    I missed that last post by Zap. I must have been looking for clean underwear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ewomack View Post
    I've only left the bloody house twice in the past two weeks. Both times to get food and both times the grocery store looked like it had been ransacked.
    Probably something to do with that crazy virus. I've heard that more people actually die from the common viruses each year.

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    Does anyone know what this means?

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    I don't. But if you'll give me about a week to consult my fairy godmother, I'm sure she can come up with something.

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    I know a week is a long time but she ain't really that easy to get a hold of. I think she may have other clients.

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    One Adam 12, one Adam 12, see the man in a multicolored body suit frantically waving the American flag with green stripes instead of red out in front of 209 west fifty sixth street, code 3.

    One Adam 12, roger.

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    Young black dudes are shooting the fuck out of each other in our cities and I'm thinking... WTF is this, the wild east? That just ain't right, man. I know you're in a situation but this ain't the fucking wild west FFS. People just don't go around shooting people. That's just fucking crazy. Perhaps we should be doing something a little different. I'm not really sure what the fuck the problem is. Too many people in one place perhaps.

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    All I know is there must be a better answer.

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    I have one beer left but I have to save it for tomorrow in case I'm too hungover. I wish I had more beer. If I did then I'd drink myself right into next Tuesday.

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    Did I mean this coming Tuesday or the Tuesday after that? Great question. I meant next Tuesday. Ah... ok. That's the Tuesday I thought you meant. Yeah sure dude, w/e you say. Your mamma sucks breath mints. Look, you leave my mom out of this.

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    Your mamma sucks throat lozenges, is that better?

    Well yeah, a little. I guess we'll let that one slide.

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    I know I post a lot of shit but you wouldn't believe all the stuff I don't post. Hell I can hardly believe it myself. Frogs, spaghetti cooking techniques, the average life span of Patagonian earth worms, you name it.

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    The average price of eggs in China? Yep, that too. I know all kinds of crazy shit for reasons that are mostly beyond me. But, yeah, I know all kinds of shit. You can't get to be this old and not know nothin', you know. Canvas awnings? Sure, we'll talk a little canvas if you'd like.

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    I'm feeling so good right now that I've decided to drink that last beer. I'll just have to tough it out tomorrow. Do the cold turkey thing, you know.

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    I don't know what's gotten into me, it ain't even close to a full moon. Beer I guess. Yes of course that's it. I really don't think it's anything astronomical.

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