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    Life ain't no picnic. The toothpicks the paper clips the rubber bands the apple peels and the orange rinds... When will it all end?

    We were under tornado warnings yesterday and I'm still here, so I guess I shouldn't complain.

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    Breakfast cereal discussions are usually good for a few pages of posts and at least one good knock down drag out disagreement. I used to like Apple Jacks quite a bit but I quit drinking milk years ago so I haven't had them in as long. I think I quit about 16 or so years ago. Why I quit drinking milk is actually a mystery to me. I just stopped drinking it one day and just ain't started back since. I really have no idea why this happened. It's just some weird shit that happened in my life. I used to love drinking milk.

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    Let's face it, this thread has gotten so long now that no one in their right mind would actually start reading it from beginning to present, so I am officially claiming this as the reason for any repetitious posts by yours truly. What's your excuse? And please do not use mine. Something to do with your failing memory perhaps? I just wanted to reiterate the point is a pretty good one.

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    Or perhaps you are an addict and cannot help revisiting the subjects.

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    Atom have you been drinking again?

    Well, truth be known, yeah kinda. It's just beer though.

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    I almost forgot to take my medications on time again. Thank goodness for clocks eh.

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    Um... no, Ed, Thomas Edison did not invent the clock. I'm sorry. BTW does your case have a decal on it? I think I asked you that not too long ago but I think you may have been having some kind of inability to find clean underwear crisis.

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    That happens to me occasionally as well.

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    Just kidding. I actually quit wearing underwear several decades ago. You know, the whole free love and let it all hang out thing?

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    That was real, dude. There was major babe nip all over the place.

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    Ain't many chicks wore a bra.

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    Can we please talk about economics or something?

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    Oh, sure, sorry. So how about that stock market eh? I'm like what the fuck, dude.

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    The wife and kids and I went driving around to see if we could spot any people jumping out of buildings one day, but we didn't see any.

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    For you newcomers, I never married and have no kids. I'm just trying to produce interesting posts.

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    I know we can't all agree they are funny, so let's just call them interesting.

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    This is what posting on the internet is all about. Nobody actually expects you to tell the truth. That for the most part would be pretty boring I think. Well ... today I got up and brushed my teeth and I'm like dude, will you please make up some quasi-interesting shit please? Thanks.

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    This life is off the hook. If you don't believe me then just keep living and you'll soon find out that what I'm saying is true. Off the fucking hook. Or perhaps it's just these confounded TV commercials, I ain't sure.

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    The damned TV commercials alone are a fucking trip in themselves. It appears we've really come a long way. People begging for monetary support for abused animals and I'm like... excuse me? Are you fucking people crazy?

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    How many people abuse animals? Enough for you to spend thousands of dollars, don't worry, buddy. We accept personal checks, BTW.

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