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    They show caged dogs shivering in the cold FFS. I'm not sure how much more convincing you need. Now whip out that checkbook goddammit.

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    Those fucking commercials make me sick, and it ain't because of the caged shivering dogs.

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    Hey, I love dogs just as much as you do, but I ain't fucking stupid about it. I wouldn't actually attempt to collect money from people by showing caged shivering dogs on a TV commercial. Most dogs are not caged and shivering.

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    Hell I used to beat mine only a couple times a day.

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    Just kidding. I've actually never owned a dog but that's only because I don't believe animals should own other animals I think. I don't know, it just don't seem right. You know, the whole kitty litter thing and so on. It just seems a little absurd to me. You expect me to shit WHERE now? Do wild gophers care about where they shit? I don't think so. They're a very happy animal I think.

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    Ok I might be wrong, I'm just guessing, I mean... this IS an internet forum you know. It's not like we're lined up in the duck gallery waiting to be knocked over by some hotshot with a BB gun at the state fair. Wait... I don't even understand THAT one, perhaps I should have another beer and think of some more.

    Yes that's what we want, Atom, for you to think of more.

    That's not funny, miss. I've had shirt tails longer than that.

    The object is to make you think this might mean something, but it doesn't.

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    I'm just having fun. Sure we'll call it posting if you wish, but I think that's a bit generous.

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    Hello, welcome to the forum. What did you just say?

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    Dude, you don't have to repeat stuff when it's in print.

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    Oh that's right, I forgot. Well thanks for coming and please stop by again.

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    I'm kinda drunk at this time. It's after midnight and I usually go to bed around 9. PM that is, swimmin' pools, movie stars ...

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    But I drunk me up a bunch of beer and now it's like... The Wizard Of Oz or some kind of crazy Twilight Zone shit.

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    Boy it's fun to post. Especially when you're drunk and higher than a kite flown by Helen Keller.

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    That's not clever at all, Atom. Nothing says a blind, deaf and dumb person can't fly a kite.

    Hmm... perhaps you're right.

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    Well I'm glad SOMEONE finally agrees with me. Can we please talk about Halloween candy now?

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    Yes, right after the stimulus discussion. Boy I sure hope they don't make us SS beneficiaries with no income (other than SS of course) and that don't work fill out a tax form just to be able to collect our stimulus. I mean, we don't work. we don't pay taxes. How the fuck are we going to fill out a tax form if we don't pay taxes?

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    Yes I know, you're having a wonderful time vicariously.

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    Hey. I gotta great grandmother was a nurse you know.

    Um... dude, we weren't talking about anything medical.

    Oh wait... that's right, sorry.

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    Have you or a loved one ever died from taking Zantac? Well I guess you're not eligible for compensation then.

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    These TV commercials are insane.

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