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    What ever happened to topics on forums like what is your goal in life? Those were the days eh.

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    Sex? Hell yeah, I think I was 15. I don't know why I waited so long.

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    Um... can we please talk about some important shit? Global warming, sinkholes, impending death by overly large atmospheric asteroid explosions etc?

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    Now I've had a little nuff about all this sex, love and rock and roll. Also tattoos. You may want to cool it with the tattoos.

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    Hey, I don't make this shit up, what are we going to do, not talk about it?

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    Now I've got babies in the tub and kettles on the fire, ok? I think I got a little bit of shit going on, alright? Please do not fuck with wait a minute... no one but me has said anything yet. Nevermind.

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    I don't know, I just think we get a little carried away with ourselves sometimes.

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    Dude, you're the one that's carrying on like some kind of demented circus monkey, what's this WE shit?

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    Excellent question and welcome to the forum. May I have your bra size and 5 digit postal code?

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    Listen, I'm a little busy right now, I got hamburgers in the tub and kids on the grill, can I get back to you a little later?

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    Sure honey sure, and I'll bet you're right in the middle of doing laundry as well am I right?

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    No, that was day before yesterday, let's get with the progrum eh. That's right, some people pronounce it progrum. I think they're just trying to save time or something.

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    Listen, I've got a garage, a house, couple of dogs, you name it. I've pretty much got it all. I may even get me a wife some day.

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    Um.... I'm not sure if y'all realize it or not, but we can save a dog's life for just 63 cents a day. I just seen it on TV so I'm pretty sure it's true.

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    Ya I know, we are responsible for the domestication of wolves, you're right. Would you take a dollar twenty five?
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    That's all I can afford right now.

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    I mean it's like, who the hell gives a fuck, right? Wrong. Everyone seems to give a fuck in some way shape or form.

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    I may have just inadvertently double dosed myself on my meds, not sure. Too late now.

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    I'm really upset about stuff right now, cause of the Canolavirus and all, you know.

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    No I know, I like to joke around and stuff but viruses are pretty bad, on that I think we must agree first off. Secondly I'd like to draw your attention to the woman in the crystal clear box ready to have her legs presumably sawed off.

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