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    Hey, did someone say something?

    No.

    Ok I thought I seen a different avatar there for a second, nevermind.

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    I enjoy scrolling through the avatars occasionally in search of a different one.

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    Dietary starch? Why, is there some other type? If it contains starch, mister, then I'm eatin' it.

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    I just ate some guy's collar and they threw me out of the saloon.

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    You're not sure how much more you can take? Well you just stay tuned and stop your whining.

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    I've an idea. Snowball machines for the tropics. They'll love it.

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    They'll prolly sell like hotcakes.

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    Picked up another case of Twisted Tea did we?

    Yes but I should be back to normal in a couple or three days.

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    Oh great, I can't wait.

    Listen, I didn't ask to be born.

    Ok but that don't mean you gotta post.

    Well I suppose you've a point there.

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    Sure beats the hell out of texting. I ain't never even tried it and I hate it already.

    U sure?

    Pretty much, yep.

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    Well I suggest you live out your life quietly and childlessly then.

    Ok but I ain't too sure about the quietly part, that's gonna be a little rough.

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    Dude what's your record for number of posts in a row?

    I don't know, we'll probably need to hire someone to answer that question.

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    What the hell grapefruit has to do with grapes is quite minimal I'd say, so what's up with that?

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    I'm not sure how much more incredulity I can take.

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    Listen, you kids get the hell back to bed, now I mean it!

    But dad it's 3 in the afternoon.

    Ah, alright strike that last command. Ain'tch'all got some leaves to rake or something?

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    Parents don't make kids rake leaves no more in this day and age, dad.

    Well water the damned plants or something!

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    Yes sir.

    Junior? Go out and snake that garden hose through this window, and don't turn it on till I tell ya.

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    Ok that's it. I don't know who administrates this forum but I think we may need a little administratin' here.

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    Welcome. Yes I know it's a hard place to register, that's the idea. We only want the most persevering types. The overcomancy and such. That's what turns us on.

    Ok who the fuck let this guy in?

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    Excuse me but I don't believe it's your place to be so bold on your second post.

    Ok, go to hell then. Is that ok for a third?

    Do you like root beer? And please do not look the answer up on the internet.

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