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    Yes.

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    I got cream cheese, olives and crackers, I'm not sure what more a person could want. Green olives that is, swimmin' pools, movie stars ...

    Are olives vegetables?

    Fucked if I know, dude, I think they're a fruit. Similar to ye self.

    Thou art bold.

    What's bold, some sort of sordid combination of bald and old? How DARE you, sir!

    If my ring finger wasn't bruised I would really post some shit.

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    I for one will not go down without a fight. I'll post till my fingers are mere stumps if need be.

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    Dude they got purple cows on television. Purple cows do not exist. What the hell are they trying to do to us?

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    Ok. I think most of us can agree that life is a serious proposition, can we not? I think most of us can. Now in light of current circumstances I think there is some sort of apology due somewhere for something, is there not?

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    Well alright then, and thanks for visiting BTWIMHO, please come again.

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    I'm not into the whole political thing this year. I find it rather unappealing.

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    That's one of the cool things about this country, they don't force you to vote. Frankly, I don't believe I'm qualified to vote in a political election. I mean it's like... who? ... What? ... Are you people fucking crazy or is it just me?

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    I been around, man, and I've done stuff.

    Yes but have you ever milked a cow?

    Ok you got me there but I can juggle at least half a dozen articles of your choice successfully for no less than one and three twelfths of a second.

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    I remember when most of the cars had fins for god's sake.

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    Quite a bit of chrome too as I recall. Hell you had to be a gorilla just to shut the door.

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    What a life. People procreating all over the place like insects. What the hell.

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    I started trying not to drink anymore a while ago but it hasn't proved successful.

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    I never thought that getting old would be that hard but it kinda is, to be quite frankful. I just hope the kids are in bed.

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    Must we send another letter to the Santa Clause God?

    Er... yeah let's do that ...

    I'm sorry, kids, Santa Clause is not real.

    Well I demand a refund of some sort.

    Our returns department can handle that.

    Ok thanks and mary christmas.

    Humba Jumba.

    Excuse me?

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    I am a relevant citizen of this planet, sir. I'll thank you to try and remember that.

    Well if you feel that way then yeah, I been there, done that, don't no moss grow on me.

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    Only cuz you keep showering it off.

    Exfuckingcuse me?

    You can get hearing aids now for under a thousand bucks. Please do not make me repeat myself in print.

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    Getting old sucks. On the plus side it could be much worse, I realize that. Like I could have some weird candle addiction or something where I have an insatiable urge to chew on candles throughout most of the day.

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    The vanilla ones are my favorite.

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    I've been watching Cops on Pluto TV and am starting to get a pretty good idea what's going on in our cities. It's sad really. It's like WTF, man, you gotta be goddamned Clark Kent to walk down the street to the fucking store and back.

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