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    Civil? Why yes, you've been very civil this evening, Atom. Charlie can you give this guy a lollipop? What flavor you want? I don't care as long as it's red.

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    I generally go for the red ones.

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    We're all hanging on a string, a thread. We livin' on the edge.

    Yes but I have an appointment at six tomorrow.

    Well perhaps the world won't end before your appointment of questionability.

    Perhaps.

    Dude I think you just coined a new word.

    Yeah, I do that all the time. I once called an ax a xa.

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    The internet is your friend.

    Ok what are we talking about now?

    I feel like a spider wrapped up in its own web.

    Dude you better get some sleep.

    Are you kidding me? I've been waiting up all night for Santa.

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    Santa is REAL!

    No but on a serious note, I think that both aliens and Bigfoot are real. I've seen all the good documentaries.

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    Atom, don't you think you've drunken quite enough this holiday season?

    I ain't heard the fat girl sing yet.

    Ok now I KNOW we're in a simulation.

    Hell yeah man, that's what I been tryin' to tell ya.

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    I drank all my beer. I'm now in like... buttfuck land and it ain't even midnight yet.

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    Life is too weird. Stuff just keeps happening.

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    I mean if I feel like staring at a rock, I don't need some distraction like fluttering blades of grass in my periphery.

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    Dude, you guys wanna go rock staring this weekend?

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    Why yes we'd love to. Bring your own provisions? Yes I think it'll be a wonderful time. Can I bring the wheel barrow? Sorry, no wheeled vehicles allowed. I see, and the wife? Better leave her home to take care of the kids. Fishing pole? Dude we are going rock watching, you won't need a fishing pole. Ok just making sure.

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    What in Helen Hunt is going on up in here? It's a new decade. I'd like to see a little more posting. We ain't gettin' any younger you know.

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    Pretty soon it'll be too late to post and we'll all have reverted back to snail mail.

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    I think Nostradamus was quite clear on that one.

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    At any rate... I'd like to see a little more posting and a little less thinking.

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    Dude I don't know. Aliens came and messed with chimp DNA to create humans seems to be popular, I think I'm gonna go with that.

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    Dude I said less thinking.

    Oh right, sorry. Anyone here ever chewed and swallowed Play Dough due to excessive hunger or am I the only one?

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    Happy twenty twenty whatever. One, two, I don't know, could be three.

    It's twenty twenty one, dude.

    Ok, thanks. You've been a good friend. I'll have the Mrs. bake you up a cake.

    I'd much rather have short ribs.

    Well get the hell over here then. Honey go get the machete out of the garage please.

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    Listen, how much more of this do we have to take?

    I don't know. Why don't you try a third cup to start and add a bit more if need be.

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    Dude, you are off the fucking wall hook.

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