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    I can't even imagine a post better than the above one (post #20). I have a feeling that Strongy and Ed are the smartest people here.

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    Am I just being ironic? No. Not this time.

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    You guys just seem to know how to word things. Myself, I've never been good at that. Zap is no slouch, BTW, IMHO, but I'm sure he's smart enough to know that three is a crowd. Maybe I'll get you and I next, Zapster.

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    BTW, Zap, I'm sure you realize I was just messing with you and Colby about the cable, despite the truth in what I said. I thought one of you might have taken the bait by now. lol

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    Ok, I don't want to scare anyone but I just saw a bug crawl quickly up my thigh, a bug that I am not sure actually existed, as I have no carcass for evidence. It all happened so quickly that I didn't even have time to take a swat at the mangy virtual varmint.

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    I am a gentleman of vision. That means I can see stuff.

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    Ed, people should have to pay to see your posts, most are brilliant. I am not kidding. How can we make that happen? Yes, I said we. I would settle for 10%.

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    Life sometimes brings tears to my eyes.

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    No particular life, just life. I suppose it's just a consequence of ... life.

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    Right now tears are streaming down my cheeks, but I think it's just the booze.

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    In fact I know it is because it's happened several times before. Booze has a bad rep though, so I probably shouldn't push it. It's cool for a while but then you turn into an idiot if you keep drinking. LOL

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    I'm happy to hear that Strong has in fact not given up on us. Shine on you crazy diamond.

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    Am I really worried about high fructose corn syrup? Fuck no. Bring it on, baby.

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    I just did something supposedly stupid, I took my medications 45 minutes later than when I was supposed to take them, thinking I had not taken them when I was supposed to. They say you're not supposed to do that, you're supposed to skip it/them if you can't remember whether you took it/them or not. Luckily I know that the meds I take wouldn't hurt a fly if you doubled the dose.

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    Granted, there are drugs that you would not want to make that mistake with, but I don't take any of them.

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    I'd like to address the onlookers right now. What do you mean you can't post because new registrations have been eliminated? Let me try and talk some sense into the site owner and get back to you. I know you're just dying to give me hell, bring it on, baby.

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    As a matter of fact, you should probably bring a friend or two to back you up. Good luck with that.

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    If you came in here here expecting fun, you came to the right place. My name is Atom. Why? Does it really matter? It's because... atoms are cool. That means I am cool. Now what is your question?

    Do you have a job?

    Is this a trick question? I am retired, sir.

    Yeah, that's what they all say.

    Zap, will you ban this guy please?

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    I wonder where Halo is. I hope he's not given up on us.

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    Perhaps I'm a bit forward. But I don't give a shit. Our time is short. Let us make the best fools as we can of ourselves.

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