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    Now I'm like... what the fuck is wrong with you people?

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    Rollerskating? Seriously? Can't we go jump off Niagara Falls or something instead?

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    Well we'll go to a movie then. You guys seen Ben-Hur yet?

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    No but I'm not into all that kinky stuff, dude. Is there anything with flying nuns?

    I'm afraid not. Our only other choice is Midnight Cowboy, take it or leave it.

    I don't know, man, how much are the Millk Duds?

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    I bought my very first cell phone a couple of days ago. I didn't realize you had to be a fucking rocket scientist to work the thing.

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    I got her pretty well under control though, thanks to my background in technical stuff.

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    I can figure out almost anything. I used to average seven repairs a day, five days a week. TV's and VCR's. Those days are gone though, I know. Everything changed when analog went to digital.

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    And I mean profoundly.

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    I'm quite drunk at this time and should perhaps stop posting. Only your hairdresser knows for sure.

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    Look, I got stuff to say.

    Well knock yourself out then.

    Thanks.

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    Anyone else here ever killed deer indiscriminately or am I the only one?

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    I'm sorry but I've found that deer have to die to be eaten, and who the hell does not like a good deer loin steak? A little Bordeaux and you're in business.

    Dude I'm not sure about the whole killing of animals for food thing.

    Ah yes, well perhaps you're not old enough.

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    I guess it's a good thing old people die.

    Well you don't have to rub it in but yeah, you're probably right.

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    What are we going to do with all these people? They just keep coming.

    Um... stop procreating?

    Well I guess that makes sense.

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    Actually it doesn't make sense, I know that, but we are up against a brick wall.

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    We got global warming shoved right up our asses but we don't seem to miss a beat in the procreation department. The fucking world is ready to explode and we are still just sitting here offspringing.

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    Yeah one or two wouldn't hurt I guess.

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    My country wants people to have children. I can tell by the TV commercials.

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    Please don't make me smoke much more, mommy.

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    You'll do as you're told and you'll like it, now light that sumbitch up.

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