Despite all....I am alive

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 06:26 PM

Now I'm like... what the fuck is wrong with you people?

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 06:31 PM

Rollerskating? Seriously? Can't we go jump off Niagara Falls or something instead?

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 06:43 PM

Well we'll go to a movie then. You guys seen Ben-Hur yet?

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 06:57 PM

No but I'm not into all that kinky stuff, dude. Is there anything with flying nuns?

I'm afraid not. Our only other choice is Midnight Cowboy, take it or leave it.

I don't know, man, how much are the Millk Duds?

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 07:07 PM

I bought my very first cell phone a couple of days ago. I didn't realize you had to be a fucking rocket scientist to work the thing.

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 07:10 PM

I got her pretty well under control though, thanks to my background in technical stuff.

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 07:19 PM

I can figure out almost anything. I used to average seven repairs a day, five days a week. TV's and VCR's. Those days are gone though, I know. Everything changed when analog went to digital.

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 07:26 PM

And I mean profoundly.

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 07:46 PM

I'm quite drunk at this time and should perhaps stop posting. Only your hairdresser knows for sure.

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 07:49 PM

Look, I got stuff to say.

Well knock yourself out then.

Thanks.

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 07:51 PM

Anyone else here ever killed deer indiscriminately or am I the only one?

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 08:03 PM

I'm sorry but I've found that deer have to die to be eaten, and who the hell does not like a good deer loin steak? A little Bordeaux and you're in business.

Dude I'm not sure about the whole killing of animals for food thing.

Ah yes, well perhaps you're not old enough.

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 08:06 PM

I guess it's a good thing old people die.

Well you don't have to rub it in but yeah, you're probably right.

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 08:20 PM

What are we going to do with all these people? They just keep coming.

Um... stop procreating?

Well I guess that makes sense.

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 08:21 PM

Actually it doesn't make sense, I know that, but we are up against a brick wall.

**Atom** · 07-04-2021, 08:26 PM

We got global warming shoved right up our asses but we don't seem to miss a beat in the procreation department. The fucking world is ready to explode and we are still just sitting here offspringing.