Despite all....I am alive

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Dude I think there might be heroin in that weed.

Oh boy here we go.

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You think I don't know the fucking difference? Dude, get a haircut.

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Juggle plastic straws, I don't care.

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I would think that plastic straws are not the best choice of things to juggle.

Thank you for your two cents, next please.

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How many different shades of chocolate ice cream are there?

How the fuck is anyone supposed to know the answer to that?

Do you like animals?

Ok that's it, this date is over.

Can you gimme a ride home?

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Look, this is an internet forum and I am posting, that is all. There are no ulterior motives.

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Do you like white chocolate?

Dude please stop.

Black licorice?

Ok ya got me, now can we move onto something more intelligible?

I killed a frog and ate its legs once.

Ok how the fuck do I get out of here?

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I'm afraid you're trapped, my friend. We don't take registrations lightly.

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Where the hell are all the moderators?

I don't know, man, I think they got old or something.

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I can't really blame 'em, you know? I mean it's not like they're getting paid or anything.

You ever worked in a sulfur mine?

Not lately.

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It smells like eggs.

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Well it must be always time for breakfast then.

Oops, sorry, I meant rotten eggs.

That sounds like a rather unfortunate turn of events.

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I know, I think it's the weed, man. It's some pretty good shit.

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I wonder how Canada is doing with their legalization. No major problems I suspect. I mean it never should have been illegalized in the first place. That was just stupid.

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There will be gnashing of teeth and so on.

Yeah I hate it when that happens.

Ok are we talking about the same thing?

We're alive ain't we?

Yes, I guess we are.

Of course we are, dude. That's how come I'm posting.

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Why are you posting?

Cuz I'm alive.

Ok, just checking.

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Perhaps you'd like to discuss something a little more interesting.

Perhaps. Lemme run it by the old lady first.

Take your time. We've nowhere to go but heaven, hell or purgatory.

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What a stupid fairy tale to be telling our kids. Kids these days are much smarter I reckon, and they just won't fall for that shit, most of them.

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Do you have any idea how ludicrous that is? When you die you are going to one of three places and I'm like excuse me?

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What the fuck you think this is, Disneyland?