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    Despite all....I am alive

    Come next month, we will have another great grandchild....
    Making it 7 (seven) so far and counting.

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    It's a miracle. Is that really you? Speak to me, son. We thought you was dead.

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    Make stuff up if you have to.

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    Because of the elites hating us lower classes, coming up to a year with not seeing our grandkids and great grankids.
    Now for the good shit.
    Jan. 8th, back operation. big mass at base of spine. Surgeon after about 7 hours stopped because of my age and the fact that blood was going out faster than they could replace. Not good.
    So thus I wear a body brace at all times except bed time.
    Have to use a walker, must always keep in mind that if I ever fall down? That could be it for me.
    All that is holding me up is 3 bolts and nuts....the bottom of my spine has no bone, just those items.
    Can not of course drive, so am reliant on my lovely wife for everything.
    From dressing me to undressing me and everything in between, she does it all for me.
    And from what surgeon told us, this may be my life from now on.
    Which is not a life I would wish on anyone...

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    Getting old is not all it's cracked up to be, apparently. I don't understand the first sentence but the rest is pretty clear. You've been going to the doctors too much. My doctor said I need to see a urologist and I pretty much told him to go fuck himself as there is a 30 dollar copay.

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    Is himself even a word? Hell I don't know, it just felt right.

    I often wonder if I'll ever reach the point of having to be dressed before I die. Why can't I just be hit by a motor vehicle or something?

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    I've got a mass at the end of my spine as well. A mass of shit. I take it you are referring to a cancerous mass.

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    You may want to consider smoking Cannabis, Joe. It's helped me quite a bit.

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    And it's not physically addictive. That's the cool part.

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    If one day you decide not to use it anymore, you simply stop. There are no withdrawal symptoms.

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    THC is a miracle drug.

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    Dude you are high.

    No shit Dick Tracy.

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    Please don't make me smoke anymore Cannabis, mommy.

    Well your father and I have decided that there will be no more people in this house with hair longer than is acceptable.

    Jesus Christ. How did you say I got here again?

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    I will smoke more Cannabis than is allowed by law.

    Ok, dude. Please leave any footwear by the door.

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    I've a life Goddammit.

    So we've noticed.

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    Please stop posting so much.

    Go the fuck to hell.

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    As long as I am alive, I will continue to post.

    Have you considered Xanax?

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    Please don't make me do stuff.

    Well shut the hell up then.

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    It's been a long time since I farted. I wonder if there's something wrong with me.

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    Dude I think you may need some help.

    Oh yeah? And what kind of help would you suggest?

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