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Old 25-11-2009, 09:45 AM   #21
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Right, now I've fully analysed the Dudette pictures, I can safely say I need to do more transgressing of the forum rules. Incidentally, one of the worst things I can imagine is being rubbed down with butter. I would regard that as a punishment. Oh, yes. I should be punished.
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Old 25-11-2009, 01:55 PM   #23
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It is what she does after the butter rub down that concerns me!
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Concerns? Or intrigues?
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Right, now I've fully analysed the Dudette pictures, I can safely say I need to do more transgressing of the forum rules. Incidentally, one of the worst things I can imagine is being rubbed down with butter. I would regard that as a punishment. Oh, yes. I should be punished.
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Have you seen the length of her rubber gloves!
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Right, now I've fully analysed the Dudette pictures, I can safely say I need to do more transgressing of the forum rules. Incidentally, one of the worst things I can imagine is being rubbed down with butter. I would regard that as a punishment. Oh, yes. I should be punished.
So would you prefer warm butter, or just rub it on cold out of the fridge? I'm only asking because Dudette asked me to prepare the butter for her....
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So would you prefer warm butter, or just rub it on cold out of the fridge? I'm only asking because Dudette asked me to prepare the butter for her....

Ah, bless you my dear! How about you pop a slab between your thighs for five minutes, just to take the nip off it?
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I can assure you there won't be any of that! Not while I have my strength, there won't.
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Ah, bless you my dear! How about you pop a slab between your thighs for five minutes, just to take the nip off it?
If I did that, I can't make any promises that I'd have the heart to let the butter go.
It would be my butter.
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Don't listen to him, he is just buttering you up!
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I'm actually doing a pretty good job at buttering myself up.
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