Maybe I didn't, but I thought I watched it all and all I saw besides a bunch of ridiculous flopping around on stage, was Adam Lambert kissing an androgynous being on the third deck of the Starship Enterprise. Spock might have been doing a Vulcan pinch on someone behind the bleachers, but I didn't see any oral sex simulations.
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Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.
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