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Old 10-12-2009, 12:06 PM   #21
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Vampires? I do not believe in the existence of vampires. However I do wear the garlic necklace to ward off flu viruses. I have bracelets as well. The unprotected look at me funny.
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Yes, but you can inwardly giggle, because you know...
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Vampires? I do not believe in the existence of vampires. However I do wear the garlic necklace to ward off flu viruses. I have bracelets as well. The unprotected look at me funny.
Have you had flu since adopting this witch doctor remedy?
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If you don't slice up a chicken liver and put a bone in your nose...the garlic won't help.
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If you don't slice up a chicken liver and put a bone in your nose...the garlic won't help.
Crap! I knew I was doing SOMETHING wrong.
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Exactly. I've tried telling them but they just back away and quickly disappear every time.
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Yes, many times, but that does not stop me from believing. ; )
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So you are going for the placebo effect of garlic?
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No. I only use fresh garlic, lightly crushed. There is nothing placebo about the power of freshly crushed garlic around ones neck and wrists to ward off standers-by and their confounded airborne assaults, I think I'm getting the viruses from touching doorknobs and such.
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Honestly though, I've not had a flu in quite some time. Now if I could just figure out what I've been doing right I can continue doing it. lol
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Flu bugs can't survive in fermented grape juice.
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Too much trouble to ferment grape juice.
So buy wine...all done for you.

Eat a garlic bulb and wash it down with wine.

Hell, even vampires will leave you alone then.
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I haven't been making that, I've switched back to SunDrop. I was getting too drunk and posting too much.
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And of course the next question if everyone wasn't sound asleep on their keyboards would be; fermented SunDrop?, to which I would reply; no. It can be done but I suspect that it would be some pretty nasty stuff. lol
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Wonder if the sales of garlic pills have increased tremendously?
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Googled Sundrop since I'd never heard of it. Looks like Mountain Dew.
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Yeah it's similar, but I think SD both tastes and quenches thirst better than MD.
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