Garlic Dealers Cashing In On Flu Rumours - Page 2

Atom · 10-12-2009, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Strong

Are you troubled by many Vamps in Tennessee Atom?

Vampires? I do not believe in the existence of vampires. However I do wear the garlic necklace to ward off flu viruses. I have bracelets as well. The unprotected look at me funny.

Cryren8972 · 10-12-2009, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Atom

Vampires? I do not believe in the existence of vampires. However I do wear the garlic necklace to ward off flu viruses. I have bracelets as well. The unprotected look at me funny.

Yes, but you can inwardly giggle, because you know...

Strong · 10-12-2009, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Atom

Vampires? I do not believe in the existence of vampires. However I do wear the garlic necklace to ward off flu viruses. I have bracelets as well. The unprotected look at me funny.

Have you had flu since adopting this witch doctor remedy?

Muddy · 10-12-2009, 11:17 AM

If you don't slice up a chicken liver and put a bone in your nose...the garlic won't help.

Cryren8972 · 10-12-2009, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Muddy

If you don't slice up a chicken liver and put a bone in your nose...the garlic won't help.

Crap! I knew I was doing SOMETHING wrong.

Atom · 10-12-2009, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Cryren8972

Yes, but you can inwardly giggle, because you know...

Exactly. I've tried telling them but they just back away and quickly disappear every time.

Atom · 10-12-2009, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Strong

Have you had flu since adopting this witch doctor remedy?

Yes, many times, but that does not stop me from believing. ; )

Strong · 10-12-2009, 11:38 AM

So you are going for the placebo effect of garlic?

Atom · 10-12-2009, 12:31 PM

No. I only use fresh garlic, lightly crushed. There is nothing placebo about the power of freshly crushed garlic around ones neck and wrists to ward off standers-by and their confounded airborne assaults, I think I'm getting the viruses from touching doorknobs and such.

Atom · 10-12-2009, 12:33 PM

Honestly though, I've not had a flu in quite some time. Now if I could just figure out what I've been doing right I can continue doing it. lol

Muddy · 10-12-2009, 01:24 PM

Flu bugs can't survive in fermented grape juice.

iowadawg · 10-12-2009, 01:31 PM

Too much trouble to ferment grape juice.
So buy wine...all done for you.

Eat a garlic bulb and wash it down with wine.

Hell, even vampires will leave you alone then.

Atom · 10-12-2009, 01:45 PM

I haven't been making that, I've switched back to SunDrop. I was getting too drunk and posting too much.

Atom · 10-12-2009, 02:23 PM

And of course the next question if everyone wasn't sound asleep on their keyboards would be; fermented SunDrop?, to which I would reply; no. It can be done but I suspect that it would be some pretty nasty stuff. lol

iowadawg · 10-12-2009, 02:29 PM

Wonder if the sales of garlic pills have increased tremendously?

Muddy · 10-12-2009, 08:20 PM

Googled Sundrop since I'd never heard of it. Looks like Mountain Dew.

Atom · 10-12-2009, 08:57 PM

Yeah it's similar, but I think SD both tastes and quenches thirst better than MD.